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Vine needs to be stopped
Spitted my whole water out, fam.
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Giant Python can open doors by itself
> Is it just me or did that “good job” have a little bit of the crazy in it.
> You would think that being almost entirely made of muscle would give it the ability to lower itself to the ground in a reasonable manner. Nope.
> Well this is just one more fucking thing I have to worry about now.
> That’s not OK.
> The way she says “Good job” at the end makes me think she’s training this snake for some sort of elaborate heist…
> I burst out laughing. That “THWACK” is so good.
> I’m sorry, but DID SOMEONE JUST TEACH MOTHA*******’ SNAKES HOW TO USE MOTHA*******’ DOORS?!?
> That’s terrifying.
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In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
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Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: hippiebones)
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